May 20 - The Revolution Profiles

Seeing as how some of you probably have NO clue who any of these people are, I figured I'd type up some profiles about them. I'm going to post some more later, like Logan "The Punisher" Snider, Paul "Wall" Risley, and a few others. They aren't on Revolution, but if they worked hard enough and got their heads out of their asses, maybe they could be. Until then, here is a profile for every one of the ballers on The Revolution.

Name: B. Tyler Margison
Nickname: Matrix
Age: 16
Height: 5'6"
Location: Da' 812, Nashville, Indiana, USA
Position: Guard/Forward
Specialty: Dimes & Dunks
Got Nickname: While teammates were discussing Shawn Marion, they watched Margison do crazy moves and dunks, better than that of the original, so they started calling him the real "Matrix". The name just stuck, and it's been that way ever since.
Signature Dunk: Off-The-Glass Honeydip
Signature Move: Droppin' Dimes
Signature Dime: No-Look 180 Behind-the-Back
Signature Alley-Oop: Between-the-Legs, Over-The-Back
Crew: The Revolution
Everyday Kicks: AND1 Fusions
Ballin' Kicks: AND1 Fly Mids, AND1 Grip Mids
Gear: Black signature hat, black sleeve on right, black tank, black shorts, black strap on left knee, and black wristband on left.
Favorite Court: Deer Run Park, Nashville Elementary Playgrounds

Name: Kenny Baker
Nickname: Most Known Thug (MKT)
Age:15
Height: 5'6"
Location: Nashville, Indiana, USA
Position: Forward
Specialty: Handles, Dimes, Shots, Power, Defense
Got Nickname: He was playing in a game with some from friends of his, and a bunch of us from Revolution showed up, and when we shot for teams, everyone wanted him, and everyone knew him. Seeing as how he dressed quite like a gangster, I leaned over to him and said "Man, you're the Most Known Thug out here..." and it was a huge joke. But when he was playing, I was out-of-bounds, resting and commentating, and he went up and laid down a nasty one-handed posterizer right on Reign Man, and everyone started cheering "KEN-NY! KEN-NY!" and I went "MOST KNOWN THUG WITH THE POSTERIZATION!" Later on, he smashed through two defenders and slammed it with both hands, and the whole crowd started chanting "M-K-T! M-K-T!" And he played the crowd by running up, putting his hand to is ear and going "WHAT?!"
Signature Dunk: A one-handed posterizer preferably on someone bigger or better than him.
Crew: The Revolution

Name: Ethan Scott
Nickname:Phenom
Age:16
Height: 6'1"
Location: Nashville, Indiana, USA
Position: Forward
Specialty: All-Star
Got Nickname: Before The Revolution had been started, Matrix saw Scott playing in his high school gym, on 10-foot goals, and saw him kicking ass, then when he went outside to the Nashville Elementary Playground, and started dunking, Matrix called him a "Phenom" cuz he was awesome and only getting better.
Signature Dunk: Double-clutch 360
Crew: The Revolution

Name: Dave James
Nickname: Prince James
Age:19
Height: 5'11"
Location: Nashville, Indiana, USA
Position: Forward
Specialty: All-Star
Got Nickname: Plays almost exactly like LeBron "King" James, and seeing as how their last names are the same, everyone called him "Prince James" because he was the "heir to the throne.
Signature Dunk: LeBron-ahawk: The "reach so far back, you almost break your arm/back/other necessary body part, and dunk it hard" tomahawk
Crew: The Revolution

Name: David Nichols
Nickname: Reign Man
Age:23
Height: 6'3"
Location: Nashville, Indiana, USA
Position: Forward
Specialty: All-Star
Got Nickname: During a parks-and-rec league with Matrix, Birdie, and some others, he was the most experienced and easily the best player on the team. During practices, though, he'd hit these three-pointers from half-court, and everyone would be screamin' "Let it rain!" and he would play the crowd and scream "Call me the Reign Man, cuz I'm hittin' the shots, and I'm takin' the throne!". After awhile, he got used to using that as his "name".
Signature Dunk: Right-handed Statue of Liberty 360
Crew: The Revolution

Name: Austin Martin
Nickname: Scarecrow
Age:16
Height: 5'11"
Location: Nashville, Indiana, USA
Position: Forward
Specialty: Shooting/Power
Got Nickname: He was friends with Kenny "Most Known Thug" Baker before he joined TR and MKT named him "Scarecrow" because he was "long, lanky, and didn't have a brain".
Signature Dunk: One-handed smash-the-ball-on-your-head-on-the-way-down power slam
Crew: The Revolution

Name: Levi Law
Nickname: Unstoppable
Age:16
Height: 5'6"
Location: Nashville, Indiana, USA
Position: Forward
Specialty: Defense, Shots, Power
Got Nickname: He's always been really defensive. He may not really have nice handles, and his shot may look even worse than Shawn Marion's, but if you try to drive in on you, he'll block you. If you're being slow at the perimeter, he'll steal it from you. And if you think you can get away with an easy pass, he'll intercept it from you. And if you try to block a dunk, or get in his way, he'll dunk on you. Only people who know his moves can only attempt to beat him, but otherwise, he's "Unstoppable".
Signature Dunk: Approach on one side of the goal, do an up-and-under with one hand, then slam it on the other side with both.
Crew: The Revolution

Name: Zack Stant
Nickname: Zack Attack
Age:16
Height: 5'9"
Location: Nashville, Indiana, USA
Position: Guard
Specialty: PG Star/Power
Got Nickname: Matrix and he are good long-time pals, and one day, when playing ball, Matrix called him "Zack Attack" after he slammed hard on someone, and it was followed soon by the "Zack Attack of the Day", where he schooled his defender to the point of utter humiliation.
Signature Dunk: Approaching the goal on one side, pulling his arm way off, then slamming it hard, fast, and with authority.
Crew: The Revolution

Name: Shawn Jackson
Nickname: Jumpin' Jax
Age:17
Height: 6'2"
Location: Nashville, Indiana, USA
Position: Forward
Specialty: Dunks/Blocks/Dimes
Got Nickname: He was being guarded hard under the goal, and he had his legs together and his arms in front of him, on the ball. He jumped straight up, stuck his legs and arms out in one motion, and windmill dunked right on his defender. By the time he got back to the ground, he was back in his previous position. Matrix called him "Jumpin' Jackson" because his move looked like a jumping jack, but the name stuck as "Jumpin' Jax".
Signature Dunk: One-handed 360 with a body-spread-eagle finish, much like the air jordan symbol.
Crew: The Revolution

Name: Wraythe Parker
Nickname: Dubz
Age:16
Height: 5'8"
Location: Nashville, Indiana, USA
Position: Guard
Specialty: Handles, Dimes, Shots, Power, Steals
Got Nickname: He used to be called "WP" for awhile, then he went just by "W" for awhile, until Jumpin' Jax called him "Doublez". He went by Doublez for awhile, until one game, he dunked an alley-oop for the first time. Zack Attack passed an oop to him from one side of the rim, and Dubz caught it with one hand and dunked it, quite Shaq-like, and Jumpin' Jax freaked out and just screamed "Dubz with the one-handed jam!!" And from then on out, Dubz was easier to say, so we called him that.
Signature Dunk: One-handed power jam off a soft alley-oop pass
Crew: The Revolution

Name: Jacob Percifield
Nickname: Like Mike
Age:11
Height: 4'9"
Location: Nashville, Indiana, USA
Position: Guard
Specialty: Handles, Dimes, Shots, Defense
Got Nickname: This kid has been through more nicknames than most people we've played with. He started out as "Junior J" because everyone thought he was the Mini-Me of Dr. J, but seeing as how he couldn't really dunk, it was unofficial. After that, he was JP, because of his initials. Then, he was "Little Jordan AKA Little J", because he was making crazy, under-the-rim, circus shots and shooting like Jordan. But after awhile, "Little J" got annoying to say, so I called him "Like Mike" one day, because that's what he was, and that's his favorite movie.
Signature Dunk: Approach the goal, jump off someone's back and dunk an Air Jordan-style dunk.
Crew: The Revolution

Name: Zach Walker
Nickname: Birdie
Age:16
Height: 5'3"
Location: Nashville, Indiana, USA
Position: Guard
Specialty: Handles, Dimes, Shots, Dunks
Got Nickname: A long time, in a neighborhood far, far away, Birdie used to make a "chirping" noise at random moments, and despite his athleticism, he was named Birdie from that day out. Everyone calls him that. In a basketball sense, he can jump pretty high for a 5'3" kid, and dunks regularly
Signature Dunk: Off-the-Glass two-handed double-pump power jam
Crew: The Revolution


There you go. Everyone should be accounted for... Peace!